LOL jersey housewife hosts new years at the catalina.

whoever is making the event decisions at The Catalina Hotel on Miami Beach appears to have some pretty mixed taste buds. This New Years Eve watch the ball drop and chug champagne while listening to the Spam All Stars at their party hosted by Melissa and Joe Gorga of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I'll wait while you read that sentence again. Local music latin jam band Spam, comprised of some of the most talented musicians in our city, will play alongside the lyrical genius of Melissa Gorga, who you may, but most likely don't, know from "On Display."

But wait, there's more: the event will also feature synchronized swimmers, a vodka ice luge and a "lavish supper buffet."

If anyone goes to this we beg you to fill us in after, that is if you remember it at all.