hipster trap translated to miami

this funny little project has been popping up around new york: hipster traps. It's a kind of tongue in cheek art project that includes the usual hipster traps, PBR, neon glasses and American Spirits. While this hipster trap could go outside the Vagabond or other hipster hotspots in Miami I think a chonga trap or other only-in-Miami version could be better? What would you do? I'll post the best answers here. Put your thinking caps on gets. Get ironic.